The high price of Xmas vice

The silly season is upon us, and who can resist throwing financial prudence to the wind in the face of needless trinket gifts and headachy festivities?

Never fear, Mozo’s not going all Grinch on you. But it’s high time we checked out the real cost of our vices…

Mozo’s Vice Calculator will crunch your seedy, shameless numbers to deliver the lifetime cost of your shoe fetish, general booziness or rare bird addiction.

(Our own, seemingly innocent caffeine habit – what self-respecting rate chaser isn’t powered by $7 of coffee a day? – turned out to be worth $96, 460 over a lifetime. Yikes.)

So if you’re ready to know the heinous truth behind your vice, try out our Vice Calculator.